Property Collector Gifts

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'You shouldn't have.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

The Boss.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

Starter Homes

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."