Asset Collector Gifts

Searching for a gift for an asset collector? Whether they love vintage finds, rare items, or eclectic collectibles, our curated selection of fun and distinctive products offers the perfect way to honor their passion. From witty mugs to charming prints, discover gifts that highlight their collecting spirit and add a touch of humor and personality to their collection.

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'Money problem?' 'yes, I've got a huge country house, Two cars...' 'So what's the problem?' 'I only earn

'Money problem?' 'yes, I've got a huge country house, Two cars...' 'So what's the problem?' 'I only earn mockup

'Money problem?' 'yes, I've got a huge country house, Two cars...' 'So what's the problem?' 'I only earn

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.' mockup

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' mockup

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.' mockup

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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'It seats two comfortably.'

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'. mockup

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.' mockup

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

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'God's speed.'

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'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?' mockup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.' mockup

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

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'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

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'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

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"I wonder what this was for."

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Economic Prosperity

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Acme Flyswatters.

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"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request." mockup

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

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"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..." mockup

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

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"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time." mockup

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

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"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell." mockup

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

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Asset Collector Gifts Collection

Asset Collector Mugs

Looking for even more fun? Check out our collection of mugs designed for asset collectors—perfect for coffee lovers who cherish their hobbies.

Asset Collector Pillows

Spruce up their space with pillows that combine comfort with clever designs perfect for asset aficionados.

Asset Collector Prints

Browse our collection of collectible-themed prints—great for framing and celebrating the joy of amassing treasured items.

Asset Collector T-Shirts

Discover a variety of t-shirts that speak to the collector in your life—quirky, witty, and designed to impress.