Gun Collector Gifts

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Mean Sheriff.

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

'Now this gun can shoot ducks flying or sitting.'

'He began to regret giving the mouse a fighting chance.'

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

BB on Board

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'

Suddenly the laws of nature had changed. . . . Doreen had a Magnum!

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Gun-toting granny.

Sid's Semi-Automatic Weapon Boutique.

'Isn't it romantic to have a fire?'

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

Lost Everything Except Gun Collection

Fencing with Guns

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Goodness, no! I'm returning it."

Rock - Paper - Pistols.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"One, two, three. Turn and..."

Bribes for Jabs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.