Collecting Guns Gifts

"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

'Now this gun can shoot ducks flying or sitting.'

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'I feel so secure with you, Harold.'

'I always give Leno a 21 gun salute.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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