Collecting Firearms Gifts

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Second hand blunderbuss for sale. Used by many politicians for foot shooting."

The Republican Point of View: Not a Smoking Gun

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Oh my God! It's Goldie lock stock and two smoking barrels"

'Look it's in the constitution!!'

NRA Convention

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

A Rifle Competition in the North

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"