Gun Collectors Gifts

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'Do you carry this huge gun because you have a very small penis?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"Oh my God! It's Goldie lock stock and two smoking barrels"

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Panzer Hut.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"Use your indoor gun."

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'