Toy Gun Collectors Gifts

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Bribes for Jabs

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.