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"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.