Toy Collector T-Shirts

"I'm Bored."

"We found this in your brain."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

"Wanna go steady?"

"Hop up into the jolly jumper and let's see what you're made of"

Troys'R'Us.

"Watson, there's something here that just doesn't fit."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Construction

"You know, boys, I could get this crap a lot cheaper from China."

'Your resume is quite impressive, but we're looking for self-starters.'

Yo-Yo Sales

"I've decided to keep this and sell the rest on eBay."

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Wind-up Men

Industrial action man.

"I'm trying to remember a happier time.

ZOO

'There's something manly about a guy with a pipe.'

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Barbie dolls don't need internet access.'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

Luggage Collection: A Jack-in-the-box's damaged Box.