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"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You and your toy trains...'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The Hobby Store

Surf Casting

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Lego Haircut

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Slinky Cow World

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company