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'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

When Barbie divorce me, she took everything.."

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

Childcrap

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

Glue and Stick Glue Factory

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

Home office

'His is bigger.'

Santa and reindeers being over taken in the air by a 'Taiwan Toys inc' plane

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'

Sales of the 'BATTLEBOT TERMINATOR' are down 50. It makes you wonder what's happened to the festive spirit?

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

'And what kind of eyes did your attacker have?'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Hug Robot going silent

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

This Sleigh carries no recalled Chinese toys.

"I hate recalls."

"Cool!... Your turn."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?

In case of emergency, break glass.

The Russian Version of the Trojan Horse was something of a failure.

'Watch, if you spin it real fast, it turns white.'

Duck in a bathtub

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

Sock monkey in literature