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"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Slinky Cow World

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."