Collecting Toys T-Shirts

"I'm here to wind up the company."

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'Margaret, call the broker!'

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Lego Haircut

Dreidel Breakdance

ZOO

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Christmas War Toys.

'I believe it's something to do with wireless technology.'

returning a Jr. MD kit tyhat fails to mention malpractice insurance

Time to take your dreidel for a spin.

Hard-working.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Santa's workshop.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

Grim Reaper family - 'Look dear, his first death rattle.'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Toy Workplace Health & Safety worker saying, "It's my fifth call-out to this site today..."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Gunfish

"We decided to make the next line of dolls more realistic."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"This dog has wheels!"

World's greatest dad: free toy inside!