Collecting Toys Gifts

"I'm here to wind up the company."

'Margaret, call the broker!'

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

"Yoga. I said I like yoga."

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

ZOO

Dreidel Breakdance

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grim Reaper family - 'Look dear, his first death rattle.'

'I believe it's something to do with wireless technology.'

Toy Workplace Health & Safety worker saying, "It's my fifth call-out to this site today..."

Glue and Stick Glue Factory

Serious Putty.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Christmas War Toys.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

Santa's workshop.

Time to take your dreidel for a spin.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

returning a Jr. MD kit tyhat fails to mention malpractice insurance

"I have hugging issues."

'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'

Hard-working.