Toy Collecting Gifts

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Completely out of quarters, Dave did what he had to do to quell Ryan's tantrum.

Yo-Yo Sales

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Luggage Collection: A Jack-in-the-box's damaged Box.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Max, the rubber band gun is an outside toy...and you can't shoot it at people.'

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."

"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

Indoctrinating the Torture Invaders of the Future

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"She may not come with a surfboard or beach buggy, but trust me, this doll blows Malibu Barbie away!"

Perfection

"The MOST toys? Oh good heavens....a lot of people have that idea don't they?"

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

Duck in a bathtub

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Are we near a Toys R Us?"

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

A Real Pinata Surprise