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Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Nobody wants a 'Charlie-In-The-Box'."

"What if this is all there is."

"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"

It's a Sketch: Now the Real Me.

Ventriloquist dummy begging: 'his lips move...please help'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Rocking Horse

Early Colour TV

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

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