Nostalgic Toy Collector Gifts

"And we're gonna see just how much Peter Pan here REALLY loves her Wheat Thins!"

'Want to come up and see my Etch-A-Sketch?'

Barbie turns fifty.

Sleazy Jack in the box says: 'Stick with me kid and you'll be a hit with the ladies. Hey, you got any money? ...' Caption: Jerk in a Box

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

Jack in the Box

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Teddy and friends.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Busy day

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.