Retro Toy Collector Gifts

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

Retro Kid.

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Busy day

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.