Retro Toy Lovers Gifts

Kids today

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Rocking Horse

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Clockwork Doll

Retro Kid.

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Rocking Horse

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Something above the common