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"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Jack in the Box

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Hip Operation

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.