Retro Toy Fans Gifts

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Jack in the Box

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.