"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."
Retro Toy Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for your retro toy fan? Our collection captures the charm and fun of classic toys with witty, nostalgic designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Ideal for those who cherish vintage playfulness, these items bring a touch of the past into everyday life. Whether they grew up with these toys or simply adore retro style, you'll find something special that speaks to their playful spirit and love of collectibles.
Jeremy Clarkson.
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.
Best before 65 million BC.
'I'm too hot to trot.'
Old rocker.
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!
"Do you do much walking?"
"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."
Draw!
Adult Barbershop
'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up
Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.
Biliard Enthusiast
Jack in the Box
"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."
The origin of the Hula Hoop.
'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'
"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."
'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."
We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!
"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'
'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'
'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'
Hip Operation
Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
High Tech/Low Tech.
'Dauber Micawber'
Retro Toy Fan Gifts Collection
Retro Toy Fan Mugs
Explore our full range of retro toy fan mugs, designed to bring a nostalgic smile to their mornings with playful and colorful vintage toy artwork.
Retro Toy Fan Pillows
Check out our cozy retro toy pillows, perfect for adding whimsical, nostalgic charm to couches, beds, or reading nooks.
Retro Toy Fan Prints
Browse our collection of retro toy art prints to enrich their space with timeless, playful illustrations rooted in childhood memories.
Retro Toy Fan T-Shirts
Discover our retro toy fan t-shirts, featuring witty and stylish designs that showcase a love for classic toys and vintage style.