Retro Toy Enthusiasts Gifts

"I think you wound it too tight."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Rocking Horse

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Computer Class.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"