Retro Toy Fan T-Shirts

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Jack in the Box

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'

'Dauber Micawber'