Toy Nostalgia Fan Gifts

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Teddy Time Bears

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Jack in the Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Jeremy Clarkson.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Flava Superba

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'My first tattoo...'

June Brown

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Creative right?'