Nostalgic Toy Enthusiast Gifts

Old man annoyed by children's spinning tops

Man playing with toy cars and toy soldiers.

The Original Wooly Willy,

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'Bring out yer books!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."