Vintage Toy Aficionado Gifts

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking Horse

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

One!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Jack in the box on strike.

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"