Vintage Toy Admirer Gifts

Inaction Figure

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

One!

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Help me!

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"