Vintage Toy Admirer Gifts

Inaction Figure

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"It was her mothers"

Help me!

Remote Control Duck

Toys

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress