Tv Nostalgia Fan Gifts

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

Dawn French.

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

June Brown

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

Gilligan's Elevator

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'It is too snowing!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Police Box

Munster Island.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Lorne Greene

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Elderly Tarzan...

Late Night TV

Norman Fell

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

The Professionals.

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference