Tv Nostalgia Fan Gifts

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Late Night TV

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

Elderly Tarzan...

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'We've really got to get a remote.'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"