Tv Nostalgia Buffs Gifts

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Tracy Tracy

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Happiness is a warm TV.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'