Tv Nostalgia Buff Gifts

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Fawlty Towers to return - John Cleese

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

"What's T.V.?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Happiness is a warm TV.

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Okay

'The picture's snowy.'

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?