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Pamela Anderson Ward.

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Fawlty Towers to return - John Cleese

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I think we can increase sales of our TV offering by packaging our recent Gilligan's Island acquisition as, 'Survivor, the Original.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Lorne Greene

Geoffrey Palmer

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

"What's T.V.?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

June Brown

Police Box

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners