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"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Head of Dumbing-Down

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Okay

'The picture's snowy.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?