Tv Nostalgics Mugs

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Police Box

June Brown

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Okay

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'The picture's snowy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'