Tv Nostalgist Mugs

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

The Solid Gold Dancers,

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

Philip Schofield's recent troubles (Gordon the gopher).

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'The picture's snowy.'

Okay

Happiness is a warm TV.

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Kellogg's Wapners

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."