Tv Nostalgist Pillows

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

The Solid Gold Dancers,

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

Mr Ed at the Abattoirs - '...No wait! I swear I'm really Mr Ed... you remember, 'A horse is a horse a horse of course...'?!'

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

Philip Schofield's recent troubles (Gordon the gopher).

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

June Brown

Police Box

Lorne Greene

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'The picture's snowy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

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Antiques. Special on Low-Def.