Tv Nostalgia Aficionado Pillows

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

The Walking Fred

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Okay

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.