Tv Nostalgia Lover Pillows

"My compliments, Stefan. Marvellous wine, excellent reception."

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Remember when we used to watch TV?'

Kellogg's Wapners

Top Gear not cancelled - just resting

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

Happiness is a warm TV.

"She no longer wants to reside in Mr Roger's Neighbourhood."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Okay

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'