Television Nostalgia Lover Pillows

Election Promises,

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Police Box

June Brown

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Happiness is a warm TV.

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Okay

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'The picture's snowy.'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'