Tv Nostalgia Lover Gifts

"My compliments, Stefan. Marvellous wine, excellent reception."

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Remember when we used to watch TV?'

Kellogg's Wapners

Top Gear not cancelled - just resting

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

Happiness is a warm TV.

"She no longer wants to reside in Mr Roger's Neighbourhood."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Do You Accept Cookies?

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

Munster Island.

June Brown

Lorne Greene

Police Box

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"