Tv Nostalgia Aficionado Gifts

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

June Brown

Lorne Greene

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Police Box

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Joan Collins

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

The Walking Fred

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Dad's Army Boxset

Okay

Happiness is a warm TV.