Nostalgic Television Enthusiast Gifts

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

Munster Island.

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

June Brown

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Joan Collins

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

The Professionals.

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."