Nostalgic Tv Lover Gifts

I love my TV.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Munster Island.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"Still pretty liberal."

Nostalgiaville

The Shape of Progress.

Baywatch (British style)