Nostalgic Tv Lover Gifts

I love my TV.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

Okay, I think I get it. We've moved form an era of mass media to one where people follow their own tiny pockets of interest in dozens of different media formats. Good. And this provides an opportunity for someone like me, your average garden variety political genius, to find a voice. You got it. By tweeting a picture of one of my body parts to get attention. Or some horrible personal revelation. Makes you think of dominance of tv networks and the Love Boat with some nostalgia. Ooh, what if you t

"kindle 'em, Danno!" I don't like the way they've updated "Hawaii Five-O."

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

June Brown

Munster Island.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Late Night TV

The Professionals.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'