Nostalgic Tv Buffs Gifts

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Okay

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'