Tv Nostalgists Gifts

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'The picture's snowy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Okay

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?