Tv Nostalgists Prints

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

June Brown

Police Box

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Okay

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Kellogg's Wapners

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'The picture's snowy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."