Television Nostalgia Buff Prints

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Police Box

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

June Brown

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Lorne Greene

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'The picture's snowy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Kellogg's Wapners

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

Okay

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'