Television Nostalgia Buffs Prints

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Kellogg's Wapners

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'The picture's snowy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'