Television Nostalgia Buffs Mugs

Police Box

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

June Brown

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'The picture's snowy.'

Kellogg's Wapners

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."