Tv Nostalgia Buffs Mugs

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Munster Island.

Police Box

Lorne Greene

June Brown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Happiness is a warm TV.

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Kellogg's Wapners

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Tracy Tracy

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."