Nostalgic Television Buffs Mugs

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Kellogg's Wapners

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Okay

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'